just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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