Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
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Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
The air was thick with penises
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I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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