I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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