Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
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he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
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tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
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They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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