Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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