she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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