We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
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whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
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Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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