Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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