Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
