WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
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Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
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I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
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