so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Randomize
