I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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