Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
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