Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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