You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
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I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
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I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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