ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
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I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
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TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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