Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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