David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
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I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
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It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
God I need to hump something, right now.
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