yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
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We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
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I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
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