I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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