I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
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i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
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