he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
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Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
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this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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