Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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