I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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