I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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