Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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