My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
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