Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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