Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
So much rum. So many feels.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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