***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
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VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
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Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
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