garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
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