i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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