Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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