Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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