I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
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This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
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Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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