His pubic hair was longer than his dick
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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