i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
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Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
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Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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