therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I don't think brook has ever known best
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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