Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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