Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
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Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
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I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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