I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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