She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
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