Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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