under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
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And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
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I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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