I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
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