Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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