Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
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Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
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It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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