Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
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She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
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I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
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