if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I think my vagina is haunted
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I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
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This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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