She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
