So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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