is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
He literally asked permission to hit on me
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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