Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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