No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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